Scientists predict a warmer world with rising seas, stronger storms, longer droughts and more extreme weather. Chatrodamus takes those projections to their completely unreasonable conclusion. Welcome to the weather forecast for 2050.
In this satirical future, parents aren’t just buying notebooks and pencilsāthey’re shopping for body armor. A humorous but unsettling look at how extraordinary changes can gradually become everyday life.
Society measures everything except the things driving us crazy. That’s why Chatrodamus created the Bullshit Detector, Scam Detector, Troll Detector, and several other completely unofficial instruments for monitoring modern nonsense before it reaches critical levels.
A mysterious new virus is spreading across America. The symptom? Adults. Everywhere. Theyāre calling it TRUMPVID-26. Not because it came from Trump. Because it turns political theater into the one thing Washington fears most: Results. The CDC says itās āhighly contagious.āCable news says itās āa threat to democracy.āTwitter says itās āproblematic.āCongress says it needs āa … Read more
What happens when marketing departments become more important than the people making the product? Woke Brew imagines the answer.
Tonightās episode of Scenes Weād Like to See explores a fun concept, a this will never happen scenario where a House Oversight hearing takes place where nobody can lieānot the witness, not the staff, not the members, not the press shop. No ācircle back,ā no āmisstatement,ā no fog machineājust raw answers, maximum cringe, and careers … Read more
A mysterious curse sweeps through Washington, leaving politicians unable to lie. The result is panic, confusion, and one of the greatest crises in modern political history.
Why Chatrodamusā pet AI still thinks itās 2024, isnāt plotting a coup, and why the real danger is humans, not red robot eyes. For the bigger philosophy behind all this, see my companion piece: My Sovereign AI Every time thereās a scary AI headline, I can practically hear the soundtrack from 2001: A Space Odyssey … Read more
Boston Harbor meets modern cosplay ā spoiler: crowns hit harder when they’re real. š Scenes We’d Like to See Primer for the Historically Challenged (30 seconds) The Cutaway: Boston, Night of December 16, 1773 Moonlight on hulls. Crates stamped E.I.C. loom like sleeping elephants. A crowd hums; a few wear rough disguises; handmade placards wobble: … Read more
Meet Gen Betaāthe first generation born into a world of prompts, chatbots, AI assistants, and perpetual software updates. A satirical look at the children growing up in the age of artificial intelligence.