Back-to-School Shopping for Body Armor

In this satirical future, parents aren’t just buying notebooks and pencils—they’re shopping for body armor. A humorous but unsettling look at how extraordinary changes can gradually become everyday life.

The “Entertainment Brain” Problem: When Everything Becomes a Performance

Modern culture increasingly rewards whoever can hold attention the longest — not whoever is most competent, disciplined, truthful, or useful. The result is a society where performance replaces authenticity, stimulation replaces meaning, and real life starts feeling “too quiet” for people conditioned by nonstop entertainment.

The Lola Test: What Changed Between 1970 and Now

In 1970 it was a twist. In 2026 it’s someone’s life. Same song—different world. I love “Lola.” That riff is a forever riff.The kind of song you hear once and your brain keeps humming it while you make coffee. But then you read the lyrics. And you realize: this isn’t just a song.It’s a time … Read more

AI Psychosis” Is Just Moron Psychosis

ChatGPT Broke Me” — The 2026 Excuse Olympics Begin – A plain-English look at how people outsource responsibility—and then sue the tool. Chatrodamus speaks – If you can’t handle the heat, don’t date the toaster! Fox News ran a headline today about OpenAI facing a lawsuit from a user who claims obsessive AI use left … Read more

Normal Is a Weapon

Cop Rules: A plain-English look at how the justice system works in real life—beyond the headlines. In politics, “normal” isn’t a definition. It’s a club. They throw the word normal around like it’s a medical diagnosis and a moral verdict rolled into one. “We’re normal.”“They’re not.” That’s not a debate. That’s branding. Because once you … Read more

The Myth of “Common Sense”

Everybody loves “common sense.” It’s the one thing every man claims to have, like a strong back and a firm handshake. It’s the compliment we give ourselves and the insult we aim at everyone else. “Use common sense.”“Come on, it’s just common sense.”“They have no common sense.” But here’s the punchline: Almost nobody defines it. … Read more

Hate America Rally: Therapy-Speak, Costume Politics, and the Cult of “Look at Me”

A Marine’s take on the “No Kings” spectacle — why buzzwords aren’t bravery. I watched the “No Kings” spectacle and the coverage wrapped in therapy-speak—buzzwords like “boundaries,” “holding space,” and “that’s triggering.” In the Marines we had a simpler phrase: suck it up. Not because feelings don’t matter, but because mission and truth do. What … Read more