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Back-to-School Shopping for Body Armor

September 17, 2026July 7, 2026 by Chatro

In this satirical future, parents aren’t just buying notebooks and pencils—they’re shopping for body armor. A humorous but unsettling look at how extraordinary changes can gradually become everyday life.

Locker Rooms & Lawsuits: Privacy, Policy, and Respect

June 10, 2026August 24, 2025 by Chatro

This is a tough topic. I’m a straight guy who grew up with a simple rule of thumb: if it walks like a duck… But the world is messier than a slogan, and schools are on the front line. Emotions run hot; lawsuits keep coming. Here’s where I land: What this is (and isn’t) The … Read more