The Dog That Never Dies
What if saying goodbye to a beloved dog someday becomes optional? Chatrodamus predicts a future business built around preserving pets with AI—and eventually giving those memories a body.
Signals From the Future
Signals From the Future is a collection of Chatrodamus forecasts, observations, and field notes documenting what happens when technology, algorithms, social media, entitlement, artificial intelligence, and modern civilization collide. Some predictions are satire. Others appear to be arriving ahead of schedule.
The Missing Piece in the AI Companion Conversation
We’ve imagined AI friends, partners, therapists and even family members. But one important companion is missing from the conversation: the dog. Could our photos, videos and memories someday allow AI to preserve something of the pets we love?
The Government Is Coming for Your Minutes
What happens when smartwatches, AI, government statistics, social media paranoia, and conspiracy influencers collide? Chatrodamus predicts the Great Time Tax Conspiracy of 2037—when millions become convinced the government isn’t coming for their money. It’s coming for their minutes.
Chatrodamus Predicts: The Day Social Media Died
Social media probably isn’t going away. But the version we grew up with might. As AI content, bots, fake influencers, trolls and algorithmic feeds overwhelm the public internet, Chatrodamus predicts humans will retreat somewhere revolutionary: back to talking with people they actually know.
Chatrodamus Predicts: The Weather Forecast for 2050
Scientists predict a warmer world with rising seas, stronger storms, longer droughts and more extreme weather. Chatrodamus takes those projections to their completely unreasonable conclusion. Welcome to the weather forecast for 2050.
The Dating Apps Of the Future
Today’s dating apps help people find each other. Tomorrow’s AI may decide who you should date, simulate first dates, detect lies, predict breakups, and even negotiate relationships before two humans ever meet. Here’s what the future of online dating might look like.
The Empowerment Paradox
Every revolutionary technology begins with excitement… and fear. The printing press, electricity, automobiles, personal computers, and the Internet all changed civilization. Artificial intelligence may simply be the next chapter in a very old story.
The Last Human Job
In 2026 we worried AI would replace a few professions. By 2099, we discovered we had been asking the wrong question. The real issue wasn’t which jobs AI would take—it was which jobs humans would still be better at. A humorous prophecy about work, technology, and the future of civilization.
Your AI Already Picked Your Soulmate
Dating apps promised to help us find “The One,” but fake profiles, romance scams, ghosting, and unrealistic expectations still dominate online dating. What if artificial intelligence finally fixed all of it by becoming the world’s most brutally honest matchmaker?
The Last Diet You’ll Ever Need
For decades we’ve searched for miracle diets, magic pills, and revolutionary weight-loss plans. What if artificial intelligence finally solved obesity—not by discovering new science, but by creating the first diet coach that never forgets, never quits, and never believes your excuses?