Confessions of the World’s Worst Paperboy

At twelve, I decided delivering newspapers had to be easier than mowing lawns and shoveling snow. My brief career delivering the free Community News in Ferguson proved otherwise—especially after I discovered a storm sewer near the beginning of my route.

When Cream of Mushroom Soup Was a Food Group

Cream of mushroom soup went into casseroles. Lipton onion soup became potato chip dip. Jell-O could contain almost anything, and astronauts still couldn’t convince us to like Tang. A personal look back at the casseroles, convenience foods, party snacks, and family recipes that filled American tables in the 1950s and ’60s.

When School Lunch Cost a Quarter

There was a time when school lunch meant lunch ladies, compartment trays, tiny milk cartons, metal lunchboxes, and whatever happened to be on the menu that day. From my Roy Rogers lunchbox at Central School to spending part of Mom’s lunch money on warm French bread—and the rest on candy—this is what lunchtime was really like growing up in Ferguson.

The Interstate Connected America—and Bypassed It

Before GPS, hotel apps, and fast-food signs at every exit, getting there was part of the adventure. From Route 66 with my dad to truck-stop diners, Stuckey’s, Interstate rest areas, and hitchhiking home as a young Marine, this is the roadside America I remember.

John Lennon, New York City, and the Firebird That Never Came Home

In August 1972, fresh out of the Marine Corps, I drove my Firebird across the country to New York City and saw John Lennon perform at Madison Square Garden. It should have been the perfect beginning to civilian life. Then my Firebird disappeared.

How Did We Ever Make It to Adulthood?

Looking back, it’s amazing any of us survived childhood. We built dangerous bicycle ramps, drank from garden hoses, rode in cars without seat belts, played with BB guns, lawn darts, chemistry sets, and somehow lived to tell the stories. Here’s a humorous look back at the adventures—and misadventures—that helped shape an entire generation.

The Games That Raised a Generation

Before smartphones, video games, and organized schedules, America’s neighborhoods became giant playgrounds. From Kick the Can and Red Rover to Wiffle ball, bicycle races, and snowball fights, these weren’t just games—they were the adventures that taught an entire generation how to compete, cooperate, solve problems, and create fun with nothing more than imagination.