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The Dumbest Thing I Ever Did at Fifteen

August 17, 2026 by Chatro

In the summer of 1963, I wanted to prove I belonged with a group of Tampa Bay boys. That meant climbing onto a tiny maintenance platform beneath the Howard Frankland Bridge and jumping into the dark water below. I did it once. Once was enough.

Categories The American Time Capsule Tags 1960s childhood, Childhood Memories, growing up in america, Howard Frankland Bridge, Peer Pressure, tampa bay, Teenage Years Leave a comment

The Longfellow Mafia: Saving Parke Wright on Tampa Bay

June 10, 2026August 24, 2025 by Chatro

Tampa Bay, where two kids learned boats, wind, and how to look out for each other. When I was fifteen, I was lucky enough to live on Tampa Bay. My best friend then was Parke Wright, an only child of Maria Lykes of the Lykes meat fortune. His father was president of the company. Parke … Read more

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