Confessions of the World’s Worst Paperboy

At twelve, I decided delivering newspapers had to be easier than mowing lawns and shoveling snow. My brief career delivering the free Community News in Ferguson proved otherwise—especially after I discovered a storm sewer near the beginning of my route.

When School Lunch Cost a Quarter

There was a time when school lunch meant lunch ladies, compartment trays, tiny milk cartons, metal lunchboxes, and whatever happened to be on the menu that day. From my Roy Rogers lunchbox at Central School to spending part of Mom’s lunch money on warm French bread—and the rest on candy—this is what lunchtime was really like growing up in Ferguson.

The Family Next Door Made Ripley’s Believe It or Not!

Growing up in Ferguson, Missouri, the Penhale family lived right next door. Then, through an incredible series of accidents, all four family members ended up with their arms in slings at the same time—an oddity that reportedly caught the attention of Ripley’s Believe It or Not! But looking back, that may have been the least remarkable thing about this family.