What happens when smartwatches, AI, government statistics, social media paranoia, and conspiracy influencers collide? Chatrodamus predicts the Great Time Tax Conspiracy of 2037—when millions become convinced the government isn’t coming for their money. It’s coming for their minutes.
Social media probably isn’t going away. But the version we grew up with might. As AI content, bots, fake influencers, trolls and algorithmic feeds overwhelm the public internet, Chatrodamus predicts humans will retreat somewhere revolutionary: back to talking with people they actually know.
Scientists predict a warmer world with rising seas, stronger storms, longer droughts and more extreme weather. Chatrodamus takes those projections to their completely unreasonable conclusion. Welcome to the weather forecast for 2050.
Millions of podcasts compete for the same limited audience, and AI is making content creation easier than ever. What happens when the internet has more creators than listeners? Chatrodamus predicts the first government program that pays people not to start a podcast.
In this satirical future, parents aren’t just buying notebooks and pencils—they’re shopping for body armor. A humorous but unsettling look at how extraordinary changes can gradually become everyday life.