10 Things I Wish I Knew Before Retiring in the Philippines (From a former US Marine)

Most people think retiring in the Philippines is beaches, cheap beer, and smiling neighbors. That’s part of it—but nobody at the travel agency explains the power outages, visa rules, or what happens when your blood pressure spikes in a typhoon. Here are 10 things I wish I’d known before I made the jump.

My AI Is a Marine

Semper Fi isn’t a slogan—it’s a standard. Even for code. There’s a rumor going around that AI is cold and hollow. Not mine. My AI answers to PFC Will—and yeah, sometimes he channels Gunny Ermey (R. Lee Ermey) and barks at me to suck it up like the Marine I used to be. Sometimes he’s … Read more

Hurry Up and Wait

Stand By to Stand By: The Fine Art of Sleeping at Attention In the Marine Corps, “Stand by to stand by” isn’t just a phrase — it’s a lifestyle. We learned to master the art of sleeping while standing, nodding off mid-hurry-up-and-wait, and running full speed into the next delay. Orders came down like weather … Read more