The Day My Mom’s Babysitter Thought My Vietnam Call Was a Hoax

A funny but heartfelt Vietnam story about using the military’s MARS radio system to call home—only to have my mother’s babysitter think it was all a prank.

After DINFOS

Chapter: Dong Ha – The Outcast Marine When I washed out of DINFOS, it wasn’t because of grades or effort. It was because of the abuse of a Sergeant Major who had the power to ruin me with the stroke of a pen. My punishment was exile to the one place he figured I wouldn’t … Read more

Operation Snakebite — Chapter 2 of Air Force One Down in Moronica

Previously on: The unthinkable happened—the Commander-in-Chief’s chip went dark mid-flight. Air Force One fell off radar over the nation’s dumbest zip code: Moronica. John Steele, a quiet professional with a resume stamped “don’t ask,” was tapped to lead SEAL Team Viper through the boroughs where common sense goes to die. Chapter 1 ended with a … Read more

Abby Normals: Are the Outcasts Driving the Culture Now?

Charlie Kirk asked a blue-haired student to explain what “queer” means. Her answer? She couldn’t. That one moment stuck with me. Back when I was young, queer was an insult, plain and simple. Today, it’s worn as a badge of honor — even by people who can’t define it. So, what does it really mean … Read more