The Golf Wanker Field Guide (Satire)

1) Slow Play: The Practice-Swing Poet Signature move: 10 practice swings… then a fresh-air shank.Excuse: “Just trying to feel it.”Reality: You’re not “feeling it.” You’re conducting an opera. Paralysis by analysis – trying to think of 10 golf “keys” during a swing – a golfers worst enemy One-liner: If you need ten rehearsals, you’re not … Read more