Pace of Play

The Golf Wanker Field Guide (Satire)

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1) Slow Play: The Practice-Swing Poet Signature move: 10 practice swings… then a fresh-air shank.Excuse: “Just trying to feel it.”Reality: You’re not “feeling it.” You’re conducting an opera. Paralysis by analysis – trying to think of 10 golf “keys” during a swing – a golfers worst enemy One-liner: If you need ten rehearsals, you’re not … Read more

Cart-Path Rage: Why We Snap on the Course (and How to Keep Your Cool)

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Golf should lower your blood pressure, not spike it. If you’ve ever sent a “warning shot” toward a slow group, this one’s for you. We all know road rage—most of it starts before the first brake-check. You climb in already wound up (money, work, home), then a small slight feels huge. Same wiring flips on … Read more