Golf without the BS—etiquette, pace that works, fan code, and the politics/business that actually shape the game.
Start with: Who Really Runs Pro Golf? • Cart-Path Rage • Homes on the Fairway.
The Skins Game returned for the first time since 2008 with millions on the line, big names in the field, and one spectacularly tone-deaf idea: handing Xander Schauffele a giant check for $0. Hilarious to who, exactly?
One of my all-time favorite PGA Tour stars is gone, and I’m a lot sadder about it than I expected. Frank Urban Zoeller – Fuzzy to everyone who knew him – has passed at 74. To most golf fans, he was the smiling Masters champion with the quick one-liners and a homemade swing. To me, … Read more
Paige Spiranac was accused of “cheating” in a golf event because her playing partner improved his lie in the rough, and because she herself moved some grass while identifying his ball. For that, she didn’t just get called out.She got thousands of hate messages and death threats. Death threats.Over a patch of rough.You’d think she’d … Read more
There’s no recovery from golf—only rain delays. Enjoy Chatrodamus’ satirical 18 Steps, a quick YES/NO self-assessment, a partners’ survival kit, and a clubhouse call for your best golf joke.
Remember when American Express advertised a “lost or stolen replacement” perk? Buy something with your Amex, lose it or have it stolen, and they’d replace it.Legend has it a golfer marched into the pro shop, bought a dozen Titleist balls… then promptly “lost” all twelve during his round. He calls Amex: “I need a replacement … Read more
Hotshots battle a blaze, find a victim in a wetsuit—mask and snorkel. The punchline? A helicopter bucket grabbed a golf-ball diver. Great story; almost certainly a myth. Here’s the breakdown.
Reconditioned balls aren’t a garage hobby. Here’s how recycled vs refinished differ, how grading works, and what to buy for real rounds vs practice.
Subheadline: The Rory “feud” is just the surface. Underneath: player power, equity, and who sets the schedule for the whole sport. Players ←→ Tour Office — who really steers the game? From 2022–2024, Rory McIlroy became the face of staying with the PGA Tour during the LIV split—press conferences, player meetings, the works. Then he … Read more
Cheer hard, respect harder. Team golf doesn’t need to sound like a bar fight. On any given Sunday, golf will humble anyone—even the best in the world. That’s part of the magic: skill, nerve, and respect for the shot. Which is why it grates when a tiny minority of American fans act like they’re at … Read more
Golf should lower your blood pressure, not spike it. If you’ve ever sent a “warning shot” toward a slow group, this one’s for you. We all know road rage—most of it starts before the first brake-check. You climb in already wound up (money, work, home), then a small slight feels huge. Same wiring flips on … Read more