Who in their right corporate minds fires someone and then gives them nine months to exit stage left?
Colbert continues with his unfunny, liberal, political crap every night, trying his best to convince his network he is worth keeping. Hoping CBS will do a Jimmy Kimmel, kick him off, then bring him back. Let’s hope not!
Think about it: in any normal job, when you give two weeks’ notice, you’re lucky if they let you stay. Half the time, they walk you out the same day. Fired? Forget it—you’re out immediately. Locks changed, passwords wiped, security escort to the door. Done.
But CBS? They’ve handed Stephen Colbert a nine-month farewell tour—a political bazooka with a studio audience.
Why the Long Goodbye?
Follow the money: CBS had to cut Trump a $16 million check to settle his defamation lawsuit. Painful, right? So what better revenge than letting Colbert spend the next nine months unloading his full-blown TDS (Trump Derangement Syndrome) on the airwaves?
That’s not a send-off—it’s a scorched-earth strategy with a laugh track.
How Long Will CBS Let Him Run Wild?
Sure, this is a brilliant corporate stunt—right up until Colbert goes too far. Drop enough F-bombs, turn prime time into an anti-Trump circus, and he may find himself locked out of his dressing room overnight. Don’t think it can’t happen. Networks love drama, but they love control more.
Who’s Next?
If Colbert’s nine-month TDS festival is CBS’s play, then what about The View? Joy Behar just went full meltdown mode, comparing Trump to Obama in ways that make zero sense. If there’s a chopping block, Joy better watch her back.
Despite declining ratings this horrible show with horrible libtards continues to spew negativity and BS with utter disdain for what’s really going on. Even with new advertisers like Woke Brew they continue their downward slide and we love it!
Bottom Line: CBS calls it “graceful.” I call it strategic revenge with a side of chaos. The only question is: Who’s really running this circus—the network, or the clowns with the microphones?
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