*”Hunter Biden popped off this week, dropping F-bombs over Trump’s deportation policy and whining, ‘Who’s going to wash your dishes, clean your hotel rooms, mow your lawn if you deport all the illegals?’
Huh? That’s the argument? That America will collapse because we enforce immigration law? Newsflash, Hunter—put down the straw and listen up: this country isn’t running on illegals. It’s running on legal immigrants who came here the right way—and they’re doing just fine without your pity party.”*
Point One: Legal Immigrants Exist (And They’re Doing the Work)
*”Hunter acts like deporting illegals means nobody cleans hotels, nobody washes dishes, nobody cuts grass. Reality check: millions of legal immigrants—and plenty of Americans—do those jobs every single day. They respect the law, they work hard, and they earn their living.
But hey, Hunter wouldn’t know that. He’s too busy trashing law enforcement and lecturing Americans between art deals and court cases.”*
Point Two: Elitism on Display
“Hunter’s rant wasn’t just clueless—it was elitist. You ever notice how the same people screaming ‘Who will do these jobs?’ never volunteer to do them? They just look down on the people who do. These folks aren’t ‘filling gaps’—they’re being exploited so politicians can pat themselves on the back for ‘compassion.’ Meanwhile, legal workers and veterans get shafted because wages are undercut by illegal labor.”
And guess who is front and center in the Biden family Christmas photo while daddy Joe is almost cropped out!
Point Three: Pardon Doesn’t Equal Immunity
“By the way, news anchors saying ‘There’s nothing you can do to him now—he’s pardoned by Daddy’? Wrong. A presidential pardon only covers past federal crimes, not future ones. So if Hunter robs a bank tomorrow, the cuffs still fit. Unless Daddy hands him another golden ticket before shuffling off stage.”
Closer Punch:
“So here’s the deal, Hunter: America doesn’t need illegal labor to survive. We have legal immigrants, citizens, and yes—veterans—willing to work. The only people melting down are elitists terrified of losing their voter pipeline. You want to talk about who washes dishes? Try talking about why the people who fought for this country can’t afford rent while illegals work under the table. That’s the real scandal.”
Chatrodamus Predicts:
July 2032, Hunter Biden becomes Democratic nominee for POTUS!
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Is Hunter running for some political office?
only if they make him senator with hot and cold running drugs