If you came here looking for my TikTok handle, keep scrolling—because it doesn’t exist, and it never will. Let me tell you why.
1. TikTok Isn’t a Social App—It’s a Surveillance Tool
Forget the dance videos and viral challenges. TikTok is a data vacuum cleaner in your pocket, sucking up your habits, contacts, voiceprints, location history, and maybe even your face structure. It’s not “for fun.” It’s for profiling.
And let’s not sugarcoat this: TikTok’s parent company, ByteDance, isn’t based in Kansas—it’s in China, under the thumb of the CCP. You think they care about your privacy? They care about leverage.
2. The Algorithm Is a Psychological Weapon
You’re not scrolling TikTok. TikTok is scrolling YOU.
That “For You” page isn’t entertainment—it’s engineered addiction. It learns your weaknesses faster than a poker hustler in Vegas.
They don’t want you informed—they want you sedated. Dumb, distracted, and divided.
3. It’s Poisoning the Culture
TikTok didn’t create narcissism—it just monetized it. Overnight experts, fake gurus, and wannabe celebrities chasing clout in 15-second bursts.
What do we get in return? A generation that thinks “influencer” is a career path and attention span is measured in milliseconds.
4. Because I Have Something TikTok Hates: A Spine
I don’t need validation from strangers doing synchronized hand gestures. I don’t need to lip-sync to prove I exist. And I sure as hell don’t need an app owned by a foreign government in my life.
So, no—you won’t see me on TikTok. Not now. Not ever. And if you care about your freedom, your brain, and your kids, you’ll delete it today.
Call me old-school. Call me paranoid. Call me whatever you want—just don’t call me a TikTok user. Because in this house, we don’t dance for the algorithm.
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