🎩 Chatrodamus Speaks: “Here’s $600, Now Shut Up and Say Thank You”
Behold, peasants — a miracle hath occurred! Senator Josh Hawley of Missouri, armed with populist charm and a fondness for cable news clips, has proposed that you — yes, you, dear American — should receive a whopping $600 of government generosity. Why? Because the United States has collected billions from tariffs, and apparently it’s time … Read more