The Lola Test: What Changed Between 1970 and Now

In 1970 it was a twist. In 2026 it’s someone’s life. Same song—different world. I love “Lola.” That riff is a forever riff.The kind of song you hear once and your brain keeps humming it while you make coffee. But then you read the lyrics. And you realize: this isn’t just a song.It’s a time … Read more

🚨 WAR GAMES: THE GREAT SECESSION COSPLAY

A Civil War reboot, but the weapons are lower-thirds and press releases. MSDNC and FOXTRON simulcast the same secession crisis as two different realities—ending with the same Supreme Court ruling, opposite “wins,” and a sponsor break for gold, lentils, and constitutional hoodies.

The “Anonymous Sources” Ladder Trick

How a rumor becomes “reported,” then becomes “true” through repetition. Anonymous sources aren’t automatically fake. Sometimes anonymity is necessary. People can lose jobs, face retaliation, or put themselves in real danger by speaking publicly. But anonymity has a side effect that bad actors love: It lets a rumor climb a ladder. And the higher it … Read more

Outrage Is a Subscription Model

How “fear + anger” keeps people paying attention — forever. There’s a reason the news never calms down. There’s a reason every headline sounds like a fire alarm. There’s a reason your feed feels like a never-ending emergency. It’s not because the world is always ending. It’s because outrage is a subscription model. And the … Read more

AI Psychosis” Is Just Moron Psychosis

ChatGPT Broke Me” — The 2026 Excuse Olympics Begin – A plain-English look at how people outsource responsibility—and then sue the tool. Chatrodamus speaks – If you can’t handle the heat, don’t date the toaster! Fox News ran a headline today about OpenAI facing a lawsuit from a user who claims obsessive AI use left … Read more