MAD Magazine Was My Satirical Bible

The Magazine I Hid From My Parents—and Never Really Outgrew

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“What, me worry?”

Those three words—and that gap-toothed grin—were all you needed to recognize Alfred E. Neuman.

For more than sixty years, I’ve kept a subscription alive to a magazine I once had to hide from my parents.

Back then, MAD Magazine was supposedly “too adult” for kids—too subversive, too smart-alecky, maybe even a little dangerous.

Which, of course, made it irresistible.

I smuggled it home like contraband, tucked it under my mattress like a Marine hides a pint of whiskey.

While my parents thought I was reading wholesome comics, I was soaking up the gospel of satire.

And in those pages, I found my satirical bible.

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The Magazine Under the Mattress

There was something especially satisfying about reading something your parents weren’t quite sure you should be reading.

I’d take MAD upstairs, disappear into my room, and laugh at things I probably only half understood.

Sometimes even my sisters would be in on it.

There was no private screen in my pocket back then. If a kid wanted forbidden entertainment, sometimes it arrived printed on paper and had to be physically hidden from Mom and Dad—a very different childhood world I remember in Life Before Smartphones.

Then we’d hear Mom from downstairs:

“What are you kids laughing at up there?”

“Comics, Mom!”

Technically, we weren’t lying.

But MAD wasn’t like the other comics.

Superman fought villains.

MAD made fun of Superman, the villain, the advertisement on the back cover—and probably the company printing the comic.

They were very good at parodying television shows and movies everybody recognized.

Those parodies worked especially well because millions of us knew the original shows being mocked. It was part of the shared television culture I remember in When TV Had Three Channels and Everybody Watched the Same Thing.

Nothing was safe.

That’s what made it wonderful.

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Why MAD Mattered

MAD wasn’t just a magazine. It was a battlefield.

Al Jaffee’s Fold-Ins made you physically fold the page to reveal the joke.

Spy vs. Spy proved two idiots could destroy each other indefinitely without saying a word. Movie and television parodies shredded whatever Hollywood considered important that month.

“Scenes We’d Like to See” showed us what might happen if people actually said what they were thinking.

And Alfred E. Neuman watched over everything with that gap-toothed grin and eternal philosophy:

“What, me worry?”

To a kid in the 50s and 60s, it was a secret initiation into a world where authority wasn’t sacred, politicians weren’t noble, and advertisements weren’t nearly as honest as they pretended to be.

In other words, it was practice for the real world.

At first I thought I was reading MAD because it was funny.

Years later, I realized it had been teaching me something.

Don’t automatically believe the sales pitch.

MAD was especially good at puncturing the perfect little world advertisers tried to sell us, a world of jingles, slogans and brand characters I remember from the other side in The Commercials We Never Forgot.

Whether the pitch came from an advertiser, a politician, a movie studio or some self-important authority figure, MAD taught its readers to look twice.

And then laugh.

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When MAD Decides Something That Needs to be Ridiculed

I was never much of a Star Trek fan. Even then, I found some of it so corny I could barely watch.

So when MAD turned it into Star Blecch, I was delighted.

Nothing made something seem quite as important as MAD deciding it deserved to be ridiculed.

And to all the Trekkies still out there…

What, me worry?

MAD belonged to an era when comedy was expected to offend somebody occasionally—and nobody seemed to believe every joke required an apology afterward, something I remember in Before Comedy Came With Warning Labels.

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The First MAD “Record” I Ever Played

What’s funnier to a kid — a burp or a fart? Answer: whichever one makes the adults madder. And MAD knew it.

II still remember the first cardboard “record” tucked into an issue—It’s a Gas.

You popped it out, dropped it onto your little record player, lowered the needle…

and MAD Magazine started burping at you.

Naturally, we thought this was high art.

Of course it was hilarious.

Of course we played it until the grooves wore out.

At that age, the cruder the funnier — and MAD understood that better than anyone.

That record wasn’t just a gag; it was a rite of passage. It taught us that comedy could be juvenile and genius at the same time.

One day, while we were playing It’s a Gas, Dad heard us upstairs guffawing and wanted to know what was so funny.

So we played the record for him.

I was half expecting him to tell us to knock it off.

Instead…

he started laughing too.

Then he asked the question I had been hoping to avoid:

“Where did you get this?”

There wasn’t much point lying at that stage, so I finally showed him my copy of MAD Magazine.

Dad leafed through it for a while.

I stood there waiting for the verdict.

Then he surprised me completely.

“Can I borrow it?”

I don’t remember what else was in that particular issue besides the record, but apparently Dad found enough in those pages to keep reading.

Later he handed it back and told me that some of the humor might be a little too sophisticated for me.

But then came the part I never expected.

He said it was okay for me to have MAD.

There was just one condition:

“Don’t tell Mom. It’ll be our secret.”

That changed everything.

The magazine I’d been hiding under my mattress suddenly had an unlikely new subscriber in the house.

Dad.

And I loved him for that.

Maybe that’s one of the reasons MAD stayed with me all these years.

It wasn’t just the jokes.

It became connected to a memory of my father laughing with us, understanding exactly why we thought it was funny, and deciding that maybe a little irreverence wasn’t such a bad thing after all.

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From MAD to Chatrodamus

If MAD was my bible, then Chatrodamus is my field manual.

The mission’s much the same: take a world that often seems upside down and hold it up to the funhouse mirror so people can see the truth.

Looking back, I can see how much MAD influenced the way I eventually learned to write. It taught me that humor could do more than make somebody laugh.

It could expose hypocrisy.

Question authority.

Poke holes in pomposity.

And sometimes tell the truth more effectively than a serious lecture ever could.

What I learned hiding MAD from my parents is something I still believe today: satire is truth with a grin.I

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Sometimes Humor Becomes Armor

Satire doesn’t stay on the page. It follows you. For me, some of what I learned from Alfred E. Neuman’s goofy grin eventually followed me all the way to Vietnam.

Marines have always had a particular appreciation for gallows humor. Some of the most famous examples are attributed to Lt. Gen. Lewis “Chesty” Puller, perhaps the most legendary Marine of them all.

Surrounded by the enemy, Chesty supposedly found the bright side:

“Those poor bastards. They’ve got us right where we want ’em. We can shoot in every direction now.”

Another famous line attributed to him during Korea reduced a desperate tactical situation to pure Marine logic:

“We’re surrounded. That simplifies things.”

Whether every word of those old Chesty stories was recorded exactly as Marines have repeated them over the years almost doesn’t matter. The attitude was unmistakably Marine.

Years later, in Vietnam, I found myself in a tough situation of my own. I was scared to death, but somehow Chesty’s attitude came back to me.

And so did Alfred E. Neuman.

I remember being almost amazed that, even frightened, I could still find enough gallows humor to turn Alfred’s famous line into my own little battle cry:

“What? Us worry?”

My fellow Marines knew exactly what I was referring to.

And they laughed.

That laugh mattered.

It wasn’t that we weren’t afraid. We were. Humor didn’t make the danger disappear. But for a moment, it took some of the power away from it.

Humor became armor.

Looking back, maybe it wasn’t so different from what I’d learned years earlier while smuggling MAD under my mattress. When life becomes absurd, frightening, or completely beyond your control, sometimes laughter is one of the few things nobody can take away from you.

Alfred E. Neuman had followed me a long way from my childhood bedroom.

From under my mattress to Vietnam, “What, me worry?” had somehow become more than a joke.

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Still MAD

More than sixty years have passed since I first started sneaking MAD into the house.

The kid hiding magazines from his parents grew up.

He became a Marine.

Raised a family.

Built a career.

Grew old enough to become one of the people MAD would probably have enjoyed making fun of.

I’ve been reading MAD for more than sixty years—and somehow, I’m still a subscriber today.

Maybe that’s because MAD never really taught me how to laugh at other people.

It taught me something more useful.

How to laugh at all of us.

Politicians.

Advertisers.

Celebrities.

Authority.

Myself.

Nobody gets a free pass.

Somewhere, Alfred E. Neuman is probably still grinning.

And after all these years, I finally understand why.

What, me worry?

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