🧠 The 98% Idiot Rule

Call it harsh if you want — I call it generous. Ninety-eight percent of Americans are idiots. Not stupid in the sense of being born slow, but idiots in the sense of refusing to think, refusing to learn, and refusing to care.

How do I know? Because I am one (an American) and I’ve seen it.

• Cue the librarian who couldn’t name a single book she’d read.
• Cue the college students who flub basic man-on-the-street questions: “Who’s buried in Grant’s Tomb?” “What’s the capital of Chicago?”
• Cue the tourists in Venice, Italy demanding parking spots in the middle of a city built on canals — and furious when told no.
• Cue the Arizona vacationer who called a Scottsdale hotel demanding an “ocean view room.” In the desert.

Idiots. Endless, exasperating, entitled idiots.

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The Ugly American Tourist

It’s no wonder the world calls us “ugly” American tourists. Overfed, Loud, demanding, clueless, and dressed like a bad joke: Bermuda shorts, sandals, and black socks pulled up to the knees.

Forget sampling the local cuisine. Forget respect for culture. The only question they ask is: “Where’s the nearest burger and fries?”

That mindset is why McDonald’s didn’t just survive abroad — it thrived. Golden Arches tower in nearly every country on Earth, because somewhere nearby there’s always an American who thinks “authentic” means the fries taste exactly like back home.

Idiocy doesn’t stop at our borders. It exports itself — loudly.

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What Are They Teaching in College These Days?

Degrees are handed out like napkins, but try asking a geography question, a history fact, or a constitutional principle. Blank stares. Nervous giggles. TikTok-level attention spans.

The system doesn’t teach knowledge — it teaches feelings. It doesn’t produce thinkers — it manufactures parrots. And the parrots don’t know north from south or fiction from fact.

What kind of degrees do the college athletes get? They can memorize a complicated play book but can’t name a continent. No surprise when their majors are Underwater BB packing, Basket Weaving 101, and Advanced Addition.

New Thought: After all the press about the demonstrations and violent protesters against ICE in Minneapolis and identification of “blue” states with sanctuary cities supported by Democratic governors and politicians, we can now identify the dumbest of the 98% of dummies. They all live in these blue states and 72 million of them voted for the dumbest presidential ticket in history, Harris and Walz.

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🔮 The Chatrodamus Prophecy

Idiocracy isn’t coming. It’s here. The 98% Idiot Rule is the baseline, and the 2% who can still think are treated like the freaks. But prophecy says this: the dumber they get, the louder Chatrodamus will roar. Because somebody’s got to call out the morons before they drown us all in their ocean-view rooms in Scottsdale — or demand a Quarter Pounder in the middle of Venice.