Woke Brew: 50% Less Flavor, 100% More Hashtags
A parody product review of America’s favorite new beverage: carbonated outrage with a QR code for moral superiority Santa’s gone. Marketing’s in charge now. Somewhere in America, a brand meeting ended with a sentence that should be illegal: “What if we made the product taste worse… but the label louder?” And thus, WOKE BREW™ — … Read more