🎩 Chatrodamus Speaks: “Here’s $600, Now Shut Up and Say Thank You”

Behold, peasants — a miracle hath occurred! Senator Josh Hawley of Missouri, armed with populist charm and a fondness for cable news clips, has proposed that you — yes, you, dear American — should receive a whopping $600 of government generosity. Why? Because the United States has collected billions from tariffs, and apparently it’s time … Read more

🪙 The Last Interest King: Why Trump Still Hasn’t Fired Jerome Powell

He survived one Trump presidency. Can he survive another? Update: January 2026 — Reports say the U.S. Department of Justice has opened a criminal investigation into Federal Reserve Chair Jerome Powell, as Donald Trump’s White House escalates its campaign against the central bank’s independence. In a video posted Sunday, the typically reticent Powell took the … Read more

Why Streaming Services Cost More in 2025

Remember when cutting the cord was supposed to save money? Yeah, that was cute. We went from paying one overpriced cable bill to signing up for 10 different streaming services that cost more combined than cable ever did—and they still want to charge us extra for anything worth watching. It’s 2025, and many Americans are … Read more

The Debt Fairy Is Real, Folks… Or So They Think

Can you believe this? People are actually donating money to the U.S. government thinking it will help pay down the $37 TRILLION national debt. Yeah, sure—because your $25 PayPal donation is gonna fix that, right? Was it P.T. Barnum who said “There’s a sucker born every minute”? Well, apparently, they all have Venmo now. According … Read more