Behold, peasants — a miracle hath occurred! Senator Josh Hawley of Missouri, armed with populist charm and a fondness for cable news clips, has proposed that you — yes, you, dear American — should receive a whopping $600 of government generosity. Why? Because the United States has collected billions from tariffs, and apparently it’s time … Read more
And so does J.K. Rowling and President Donald J. Trump In today’s world of collegiate sports, common sense seems to have taken a back seat to politics. The issue of biological males competing in women’s sports isn’t just controversial—it’s fundamentally unfair. Thankfully, our President corrected this issue: Chatrodamus stood shoulder to shoulder with Riley Gaines, … Read more
The Truth You’ll Never Hear from the Big Guys You’ll never get the truth from big-name podcasters. Not even Joe Rogan.Don’t get me wrong — the guy’s a legend. He dominates the charts, headlines, and interviews.But you know what else he owns? Chains. Even Joe Rogan can’t say what he’s thinking. How does this affect … Read more
Not what you’re allowed to say. Not what your HR department wants you to say. Not what your advertisers ALLOW you to say. But what you scream into your steering wheel, mutter in line at the post office, and shake your head about every time you turn on the news. America is upside down—and every … Read more