I read a recent article on Fox News about a guy that found $30,000. for his cousin on Colorado’s unclaimed money datatbase and how states love forgotton property. So I got curious as to why this would be and if any cash was out there with my name on it. This is what happened when I tried to follow the government’s advice and search for unclaimed property.
Evidence. Incentives. Consequences.
First, after reading the article, I came to understand how vague databases, buried claims and bureaucratic obstacles keep billions in private property flowing into government coffers, surely state governments would want to see that any money owed would promptly be paid. Not so fast. This story could make what happened in Minnesota seem like chump change and should make every American angry. Here was my interpretation: The Unclaimed Money Racket: Why States Love Forgotten Property,
Then I decided to practice what I preached.
How hard could it be?
After all, state governments are holding more than $100 billion in unclaimed property.
The cousin ended up gettting his 30K which turned out to be an old tax refund, maybe I could get lucky too!
After all, state governments are holding more than $100 billion in unclaimed property.
The official message is simple:
Search the database.
Find your money.
File a claim.
Get paid.
Simple enough.
Then I actually tried it.
Step One: Find the National Search Tool
The first recommendation was a national search site called MissingMoney.com.
I clicked.
404 Error.
Not exactly a confidence builder.
Maybe it was a temporary glitch.
Maybe I hit the wrong link.
No problem.
Onward.
Step Two: Ask the Experts
I went directly to the National Association of Unclaimed Property Administrators (NAUPA).
Surely the organization representing the entire system would know where to send people.
On paper, the process sounds simple. In practice, systems often perform differently than their public descriptions suggest—a pattern explored in Accountability Theater.Under “Search Multiple States at Once” they helpfully provided a link.
Guess where it went?
MissingMoney.com.
The same MissingMoney.com that had just greeted me with a 404 error.
I clicked anyway.
Another 404.
At this point I was beginning to wonder whether the missing money was missing, the website was missing, or the entire search process had entered witness protection.
“The government says it’s holding your money for safekeeping. First you have to locate the website holding the search form.”
Step Three: Go Directly to Missouri
Fine.
Skip the middleman.
Go straight to the source.
I selected Missouri.
I had a long history with Missouri.
Born in St. Louis in 1949, I lived and worked there until 1986 before moving to Arizona.
The result?
Access Denied
Error 16
Interesting.
Perhaps Missouri simply didn’t like the route I took.
So I opened the Missouri State Treasurer’s website directly.
Found the Missing Money section.
Clicked Search.
The result?
Access Denied
Error 16
Again.
Now we’re making progress.
Just not the kind of progress I had in mind.
Step Four: Try Another State
Maybe Missouri was having a bad day.
Let’s try Arizona.
I moved to Arizona in 1986, lived and worked there until retiring in the Philippines in 2025.
I reached the Arizona Department of Revenue’s unclaimed-property page.
Success!
I was able to enter my first and last name.
Hope returned.
Then I clicked Search.
The result?
403 ERROR
Request blocked.
At this point I was beginning to suspect that my missing money wasn’t missing at all.
It was simply being guarded by a highly trained team of error messages.
The Chatrodamus Stress Test
To see how easy this process really was, here were my results:
Attempt #1
National search site.
404 Error.
Attempt #2
Official association site.
404 Error.
Attempt #3
Missouri search.
Access Denied.
Attempt #4
Missouri direct.
Access Denied.
Attempt #5
Arizona search.
403 Request Blocked.
Five attempts.
Five failures.
Fortunately, I documented each step along the way. As explained in Email Is Evidence, keeping records of communications, screenshots, and error messages can become important whenever you’re dealing with a bureaucracy or dispute.And I’m a reasonably computer-literate retiree who was specifically trying to find the information.
Imagine somebody who isn’t.
What’s Probably Happening
The technical explanation is probably boring.
Because I’m in the Philippines, various security systems may be:
- blocking foreign IP addresses
- blocking VPN traffic
- blocking automated-looking requests
- using Cloudflare or CloudFront protection
That’s entirely possible.
But here’s the important part.
The average person doesn’t care.
They only know:
“I tried to search for my money and the website wouldn’t let me.”
That’s the user experience.
And user experience matters.
Where Most People Quit
This is where the incentive discussion becomes interesting.
Nobody has to tell people “no.”
Nobody has to deny a claim.
Nobody has to confiscate anything.
All that has to happen is this:
One dead link.
One error message.
One blocked search.
One extra hurdle.
And most people move on.
Whether intentional or not, that’s the kind of incentive structure discussed in Nothing Will Happen Is a Feature (Not a Bug), where the absence of action can end up benefiting the system itself.The search ends.
The money stays put.
The system keeps growing.
The Government’s Best Employee
The most effective employee in the entire unclaimed-property system may not be a bureaucrat.
It may be the error message.
Because every person who quits searching becomes one more account that remains unclaimed.
Wrap
After enough dead links and error messages, I found myself thinking, “Go ahead and keep it.” Not because I don’t want my money, but because I was running out of websites willing to admit it might exist.
I’m kidding, of course.
Mostly.
I’m suggesting something simpler.
If recovering billions of dollars in private property is truly a priority, the search tools should work better than this.
The government says it’s holding your money for safekeeping.
First you have to locate the website holding the search form.
And if the search tool disappears before the money does, something is wrong.
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BUNKER NOTICE: A system doesn’t have to deny access to create frustration. Sometimes a dead link, a blocked request, or a confusing process achieves the same result.
If you decide to search for unclaimed property, don’t quit after the first error message. Persistence may be the most valuable tool in the entire process.
Because unclaimed does not mean unwanted.